Sign Has Dad Jokes for Days Literally

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Eric Lund
Mar 15, 2021 7:00 PM EDT

There's something charming about a puntacular sign. And this sign in particular isn't alone. The Carroll County Veterinary Clinic has some stiff competition when it comes to this other sign whose pun game is too on point. Here are some more dadtacular dad jokes and an extra smattering of puns to fill the pun void.

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    Motor vehicle - CARROLL COUNTY VETERINARY CLINIC FULL SERVICE HOSPITAL LYNN WIMMER D.V.M. LIFE IS LIKE A GAME OF CHESS HOW TO PLAY CHESS I DONT KNOW SALE or GROUND LEASE ZONED (B) BUSINESS SEAMUB FITZOERALD 301-787-4050
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    Text - CARROLL COUNTY VETERINARY CLINIC FULL SERVICE HOSPITAL LYNN WIMMER D.V.M. MIX A FOUR LEAF CLOVER WITH POISON IVY AND YOU GET A RASH OF GOOD LUCK
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    Signage - CARROLL COUNTY VETERINARY CLINIC FULL SERVICE HOSPITAL LYNN WIMMER D.V.M. ADULTING IS AND I AM A FORK weis SOUP
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    Banner - CARROLL COUNTY VETERINARY CLINIC FULL SERVICE HOSPITAL LYNN WIMMER D.V.M. WHATS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND SHIVERS A NERVOUS WRECK
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    Signage - CARROLL COUNTY VETERINARY CLINIC FULL SERVICE HOSPITAL LYNN WIMMER D.V.M. I EAT WHEN ICANT SLEEP I HAVE INSOMNOMNOMNOMNIA Join Now
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    Street sign - WE SELL TIRES FOR LESS THAN THE REST 10 Sullivan Rd Now 2 Location CARROLL COUNTY VETERINARY CLINIC FULL SERVICE HOSPITAL LYNN WIMMER D.V.M. TWO BLOOD CELLS FELL IN LOVE BUT IT WAS ALL IN VEIN
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    Signage - CARROLL COUNTY VETERINARY CLINIC FULL SERVICE HOSPITAL LYNN WIMMER D.V.M. NEVER DRINK WITH GHOSTS THEY CAN'T HANDLE THEIR BOOS ITZGERALD 01-787-4050 FOOD TAUCAS
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    Signage - CARROLL COUNTY VETERINARY CLINIC FULL SERVICE HOSPITAL LYNN WIMMER D.V.M. ANYONE WHO DOESNT KNOW WHAT SHAMPOO TASTES LIKE NEVER WASHED A DOG
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    Signage - CARROLL COUNTY VETERINARY CLINIC FULL SERVICE HOSPITAL LYNN WIMMER D.V.M. WHEN I EAT HEALTHY A CANDY BAR LOOKS AT ME AND SNICKERS
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    Font - CARROLL COUNTY VETERINARY CLINIC FULL SERVICE HOSPITAL LYNN WIMMER D.V.M. IF ONE DOOR CLOSES AND ANOTHER OPENS. YOUR HOUSE MAY BE HAUNTED
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    Text - CARROLL COUNTY VETERINARY CLINIC FULL SERVICE HOSPITAL LYNN WIMMER D.V.M. NEVER MAKE SNOW ANGELS IN A DOG PARK
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    Street sign - CARROLL COUNTY VETERINARY CLINIC FULL SERVICE HOSPITAL LYNN WIMMER D.V.M. DOGS JUST ENJOY THE RIDE CATS WANT TO DRIVE
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    Signage - CARROLL COUNTY VETERINARY CLINIC FULL SERVICE HOSPITAL LYNN WIMMER D.V.M. WHAT DO YOU CALL A LAZY KANGAROO A POUCH POTATO
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    Motor vehicle - CARROLL COUNTY VETERINARY CLINIC FULL SERVICE HOSPITAL LYNN WIMMER D.V.M. I DON'T WANT TO BRAG BUT I FINISHED MY 14 DAY DIET IN 3 HOURS
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    Street sign - CARROLL COUNTY VETERINARY CLINIC FULL SERVICE HOSPITAL LYNN WIMMER D.V.M. PEOPLE SAY CONGRATS BECAUSE THEY CANT SPELL CONGRAJLASHINS dE Gro
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    Signage - CARROLL COUNTY VETERINARY CLINIC FULL SERVICE HOSPITAL LYNN WIMMER D.V.M. ESPRESSO MAY NOT BE THE ANSWER BUT ITS A SHOT WORTH
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    Text - CARROLL COUNTY VETERINARY CLINIC FULL SERVICE HOSPITAL LYNN WIMMER D.V.M. THERES A TIME AND PLACE FOR DECAF COFFEE NEVER AND IN THE TRASH
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    Text - CARROLL COUNTY VETERINARY CLINIC FULL SERVICE HOSPITAL LYNN WIMMER D.V.M. I HAVE A PEN THAT WRITES UNDERWATER IT CAN WRITE OTHER WORDS TOO Car
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    Text - CARROLL COUNTY VETERINARY CLINIC FULL SERVICE HOSPITAL LYNN WIMMER D.V.M. BREAD IS LIKE THE SUN RISES IN THE YEAST AND SETS IN THE WAIST
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    Signage - CARROLL COUNTY VETERINARY CLINIC FULL SERVICE HOSPITAL LYNN WIMMER D.V.M. STAY WEIRD CArroll Caon
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    Motor vehicle - CARROLL COUNTY VETERINARY CLINIC FULL SERVICE HOSPITAL LYNN WIMMER D.V.M. WHAT DO YOU CALL A DOG WITH A HAMMER LABRATHOR
    via SisterMidnight
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    Banner - CARROLL COUNTY VETERINARY CLINIC FULL SERVICE HOSPITAL LYNN WIMMER D.V.M. THE 5 SECOND RULE DOES NOT APPLY WHEN YOU HAVE A 2 SECOND DOG
    via SisterMidnight
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    Text - CARROLL COUNTY VETERINARY CLINIC FULL SERVICE H OSPITAL LYNN WIMMER D.V.M. DOGS CANT OPERATE MRI BUT CATSCAN SCANNERS
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    Signage - CARROLL COUNTY VETERINARY CLINIC FULL SERVICE HOSPITAL LYNN WIMMER D.V.M. DOGS PREPARE YOU FOR BABIES CATS PREPARE YOU FOR TEENAGERS
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    Text - CARROLL COUNTY VETERINARY CLINIC FULL SERVICE HOSPITAL LYNN WIMMER D.V.M. BE KIND DENTIST YOUR HE HAS FILLINGS TO0 TO Join Now
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    Street sign - CARROLL COUNTY VETERINARY CLINIC FULL SERVICE HOSPITAL LYNN WIMMER D.V.M. I WONDER WHAT MY DOG NAMED ME
    via SisterMidnight
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    Text - CARROLL COUNTY VETERINARY CLINIC FULL SERVICE HOSPITAL LYNN WIMMER D.V.M. ANY SALAD CAN BE A CEASAR SALAD IF YOU STAB IT ENOUGH
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    Text - CARROLL COUNTY VETERINARY CLINIC FULL SERVICE HOSPITAL LYNN WIMMER D.V.M. NAMED MY DOG 6MILES SO I CAN TELL PEOPLE I WALK 6MILES EVERYDAY
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    Text - CARROLL COUNTY VETERINARY CLINIC FULL SERVICE HOSPITAL LYNN WIMMER D.V.M. THERES NO SNOOZE BUTTON ON A CAT THAT WANTS BREAKFAST
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    Text - CARROLL COUNTY VETERINARY CLINIC FULL SERVICE HOSPITAL LYNN WIMMER D.V.M. I JUST DID A WEEKS WORTH OF CARDIO AFTER WALKING INTO A SPIDER WEB WESTMINSTER
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